May 2013
modern music fan: sings the words
classic rock fan: sings the words, guitar solo, bass riff, and drum parts
laugh-addict:
Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
michael-palin:
*kicks and barges down your front door* did somebody say….. THE BEATLES?????
me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
fathermccartney:
When I find myself in times of trouble
George Harrison comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
pickup line: I told my therapist about you.
tomkirk:
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
trying to avoid someone you hate but have to come into contact with every day
sadmale:
do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
sixthgunforlife:
the-devils-beast:
nicodoublele:
when you have so many ideas, but no talent
When you have so much talent, but no ideas
When you have no ideas and no talent.
You don't know sexual frustration until you get in...
itsonlyrocknrollingstones:
picturesof-lily:
jonesylover:
jimmy-pagemakesmewetmypants:
billkaulitzisunf:
Because we have to look at these fuckers
Then we remember that they’re all either dead or old enough to be our grandpa.
don’tletthatstopyouthough
I
excuse me, you forgot one
oh yes and
you forgot this one too
how the fuck could you forget keef
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
April 2013
me: hey mom what age difference do you consider inappropriate in a relationship?
mom: you will not be in a relationship with Paul McCartney or any other 70 year old former rockstar
people at school: fuck those bands you listen to
me: what do you think im trying to do
rihronna:
me at the end of the semester
tthatway:
My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
komekoro:
harshwhimsy:
did you know you can actually dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing
